Bancul care circula astazi printre useri, si pe care o sa il primiti si de la Apropo.ro, nu vrea sa ofenseze pe nimeni! Este doar pentru relaxare.
Bancul zilei care circula printre useri, si pe care o sa il primiti acum si de la Apropo.ro, nu vrea sa ofenseze pe nimeni!
Doar un pic de relaxare…. Si daca mai aveti si un pic de aer conditionat in dotare?! 🙂
Intr-o benzinarie, un programator se uita derutat la pompe si murmura: – 95? … 98? … 95! … 98!
Vazandu-l pierdut, un angajat al benzinariei se apropie si il intreaba:
– Cu ce va pot ajuta?
Cu o raza de fericire in privire, raspunde:
– Benzina XP sau Vista aveti?
Citeste si:
Sa radem cu BANELy Hill: au inceput bancurile cu Banel!
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Banel Nicolita detine recordul de alergat pe perioada unui meci (12,4 km), la europene. Desi a fost singurul fotbalist din nationala Romaniei care a depus atat de mult efort,se pare ca suporterii nu sunt multumiti de rezultatul efortului depus. Iata ultimele "ziceri" ale acestora despre prestatia lui BANELy Hill:
Bancul zilei: Cum trebuia sa joace Olanda cu Romania
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"Cica antrenorul Olandei isi anunta jucatorii ca vor juca un meci contra Romaniei. Nimeni n-are chef, si la un moment dat portarul Van der Saar zice …
Cel mai prost hot din lume?
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Cine ar fi crezut ca un hot isi poate admira prada chiar in reflexia unei camere video de supraveghere?
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